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Gerald Eaton
a.k.a. John Davis Cummer
| Your Sign: | Sagattarius |
| Favourite Position: | Naked in the bathtub with no water |
| Best Place To Do It: | On the stairs |
| Song That Gets You In The Mood: | "You Don't Love Me" |
| Song You Play To Get Your Girl In The Mood: | "I am The Man" |
| Song That Gets You Going Pre-Date: | "I am The Man" |
| Perfume That Turns You On: | CK1 |
| Dream Girl: | Margaret Thatcher |
| Sexxiest Fantasy: | Snowbound in an igloo with my lady tucked in baby seal skin |
| Your Worst 'One Night Stand': | Water Buffalo Banquet Hall at Bowlerama |
| Your Best 'One Night Stand': | Danforth Music Hall (PK's show) |
| Favourite Date Flick: | Jerry McGuire |
| Best Pickup Line: | Do you know who I am? |
| Worst Pickup Line: | Do you know who I am? |
| Most Romantic Experience: | Night my son was born |
| Most Unromantic Experience: | Night my son was born |
| Hottest Website: | prozzak.com |
| Guilty Pleasure: | Denton with his shirt off |
| Hottest Turn-On: | Bass |
| Romantic Accessories: | AquaVelva |
| Most Erotic Body Part: | Space between nose and lips |
| Favourite Flavour/Style Condom: | thinnest possible |
| Best City To Do It In: | Moscow |
| Foods That Turn Your Crank: | Sushi |
| Best Place To Pick-up: | Library |
| Words To Score A Second Date By: | Do you know who I am? |
| Your Love Motto: | Oops... |